Jun 13, 2022My Top 3 Products from The OrdinaryIf you’ve ever done a google search to find skincare product reviews, it’s hard to avoid The Ordinary. The amazingly affordable brand has been taking social media beauty accounts by storm. As a thirty-something woman, I am not only considering starting to lie about my age, but I think a…Beauty Tips5 min readBeauty Tips5 min read
Jun 12, 2022Letter From a Country Run Entirely by BabiesDear Uncle Barry, Sorry I haven’t written in some time. Some events can be truly extraordinary here, and some simply banal. There is an awful lot of time spent doing housework — but in this case my house is a mud hut with a dirt floor. Without washing machines and…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published inStorymaker·Jun 5, 2022The Archeology of The FutureI think a lot about what archeology will look like in the future. Not what the science of archeology will look like, but what of our culture will remain. How will it look here in 1,000 years and how will those things be interpreted by future archeologists? I imagine the…Archeology4 min readArcheology4 min read
Jun 3, 2022Why I’m Moving to the Woods to Become a WitchAmerica seems to hate women. That’s why I’ve decided to become a witch in the woods. The #metoo movement created a tiny inkling of positive change for us a few years back, but now we are backtracking with Texas’ ban on abortion and the Supreme Court threatening to overturn Roe v Wade. What else, America? Will they also release Harvey Weinstein…Patriarchy3 min readPatriarchy3 min read
Published inStorymaker·Jul 10, 2021Simon Sinek is a Naughty TemptressA man who believes in the good in the world? Hot. If you’re a boy-hungry, self-help-hoarding gal like me, then you also get intense crushes on attractive, smart men. Men like Simon Sinek. I’ve reached an age where the winds of time are starting to shift from a soft summer…Inspirational2 min readInspirational2 min read
Published inStorymaker·Jun 16, 2020The Lady of the DesertI plan on being a hermit when I’m an old lady. I see myself living alone in the desert on many acres of land. My house is fucking awesome, and there is a cactus maze on my land that the kids come play in at Halloween. I’m the crazy old lady with the cactus maze. Perfect. I see myself standing out…Desert3 min readDesert3 min read
